Tuesday, June 30, 2009

NYC PREP -- JUST READ BEFORE YOU RUN FOR THE HILLS

It's a typical reality show about the rich and filthy rich.  oooooh look at all that shiny hair and Cluuuuuubs! and expensive clothes! so G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S and repulsive.  We scoff at the people who whore themselves out on these tv shows, but at the same time we can't help but sit there and watch mindlessly for hours....or maybe not.  I can only speak for myself.  The point is, I feel like a lot of people experience this duality when they are confronted with our popular culture.  A part of us feels so ashamed of the society we have perpetuated, yet we can't help but consume every bit of it.  We want to distance ourselves, but the reality is that we are all living in this place called America, and even though it is gross and tacky, that's just who we are.  It's charming, maybe.  I don't know.  

so la di da pop culture is great.  what's new. back to the show!

reasons why this show is amazing to me:

1. it reflects so accurately what it is to be a teenager in this age, but not in the oh teenage angst and hormones kind of way -- we'll get to that later.  I will admit that I probably don't have the insight or sagacity to criticize adolescence;  I'm not removed far enough from its context, but maybe then that makes me an expert on the subject...? 

Teenagers in the 21st century are trained like little young adult robots.  They have to take robot SAT tests, eat robot/chemically enhanced food, and watch robot role models on TV.  it's rough. They're overloaded with information and stimulation.  There's just too much to take in and experience.  As a result, every experience is perfunctory and fleeting.  It's almost like they can't truly experience anything, because there's just so much happening at once.  And it's not their fault.  It's just too much to process.  

But at the same time, while they are experiencing everything half-assedly, they also have a lot of information about a lot of things.  They have all of our media and internet as reference.  It's almost as if they read a general wikipedia entry about the "important things" in life and value that brief abstract as genuine knowledge.  FOR EXAMPLE, one of the characters on the show (15 yr old Taylor) sits like a little grown up at dinner with her date, ultra suave boy extraordinaire Sebastian.  He asks her all the questions he's supposed to ask on a date: what do you want to do with your life?  Do you like to read?  How do you feel about my sexy bilingual abilities?  And of course, Taylor -- having wikisearched these dinner convo topics to prepare herself for this date -- answers, "I'm reading this book called 100 Most Important Philosophers.  I really like philosophy.  I want to be like a philosopher or something."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So not only are teenagers really perceptive and quick on their feet, but they are direct clones of their waspy, clueless parents. 

2. Bravo is either a). running out of ideas for shows and can't get their lazy asses to create new concepts for projects or b). really fucking funny and using their network as a pastiche of all the shitty shows that are already out there.  Appropriation, in the same vain as Sherri Levine/Cindy Sherman/Richard Prince.  Genius or just plain lazy.  I really can't draw the line, and for this reason this show is even better in my mind.  

3. It makes me so angry that it makes me reconsider why a TV show can make me so mad.  It's "reality" TV.  This shit is probably scripted (or not -- wouldn't make a difference, the kids don't need to act) and it's seemingly removed from me but it gets me so worked up.  So after an hour of fuming at the TV (but helplessly sitting there staring, even though the remote was in arms reach) I sat there and bitched by myself until it just got funny. 

I think the reason why this show makes me so mad is because it makes me recall all the painfully naive and embarrassing moments of my own adolescence. At one point, we all felt so misunderstood and detached from the rest of our society.  UGh this is where the teenage angst kicks in.  Help me! I'm surrounded by crazy people and I'm the only normal one.  I'm deep, I'm different.  I'm so mature.  Adolescence was painful enough and to relive it -- albeit under horrifically different social circumstances -- is even more painful and frustrating.  Nobody should have to live through that again.  It's enough to make you shudder from humiliation.

4. this show was ironically very stimulating.  It made me think in a way that I find myself thinking about art, hence the reason why I had to post about it.  This blog is, after all, a blog about art.  Completely relevant and great fodder for angry/heated discussion.

I have no doubt in my mind that this analysis is completely useless and hackneyed, but isn't that the best?

The show airs on BRAVO every tuesday at 10pm.  Hope you all watch and contribute!  



Friday, June 26, 2009

some more funny guys

Bruce Nauman


Raymond Pettibon





"beam...room" by Carl Andre

beam
clay beam
edge clay beam
grid edge clay beam
bond grid edge clay beam
path bond grid edge clay beam

reef
slab reef
wall slab reef
bead wall slab reef
cell bead wall slab reef
rock cell bead wall slab reef

root
heel root
line heel root
rate line heel root
dike rate line heel root
sill dike rate line heel root

room
time room
hill time room
inch hill time room
rack inch hill time room
mass rack inch hill time room

Robert Rauschenberg "Note on Painting" 1963

I find it nearly impossible free ice to write about Jeepaxle my work.  The concept I planetarium struggle to deal with ketchup is opposed to the logical community lift tab inherent in language horses and communication.  My fascination with images open 24 hrs. is based on the complex interlocking if disparate visual facts heated pool that have no respect for grammar.  The form then Denver 39 is second hand to nothing.  The work then has a change to electric service become its own cliche.  Luggage.  This is the inevitable fate fair ground of any inanimate object freightways by this I mean anything that does not have inconsistency as a possibility built-in.  

The outcome of a work is based icy ice on amount of intensity concentration and joy that is pursued roadcrossing the act of work.  The character of the artist has to be responsive and lucky.  Personally I have never been interested in a defensible reason post card for working achievement functionally is a delusion to do a needed work short changes art.  It seems to me that a great part Indian moccasins of urgency in working lies with you real soon.  U.S. postages stamps -- sanitarily packaged -- save a trip to post office shapes..files..cleans with key chain forget to bring it with you...to make something the need of which can only fishing 7 springs be determined after its existence and hat judgement subject to change at any moment.  15'18".  It is extremely important that art be unjustifiable.  

Friday, June 12, 2009

Tom Sachs, you are silly.



Hermes gift meal, 1998
cardboard, thermal adhesive


Chanel guillotine (breakfast nook), 1998
mixed media


Chanel chainsaw, 1996
cardboard, thermal adhesive




Prada Toilet, 1997
cardboard, thermal adhesive


Tiffany Glock (Model 19), 1995
cardboard, thermal adhesive, ink

color color color






All the bright colors in Los Angeles are making me salivate and also reminding me of my love of Matisse. 


Dan Graham at MOCA

I saw the Dan Graham show at MOCA a couple of weeks ago with some friends. I found myself doing a free word association/brainstorm about the show and some of the works.  Here is what I came up with:

Mirror
Reflection
Past, Present, Future
Postmodernist reflection
Gerhardt Richter mirrored pieces
history
man in relation to history
man and existentialist crisis
reflection of body
work in relation to the body, situating the body
body art
vanity
surveillance
documentation
social and political documentary
criticism
reflections of yourself as a way to validate your own existence
Sartre, No Exit
bad faith and relationships with others
influence

There was so much there.  I definitely recommend seeing it.  It will be up at MOCA for the rest of the summer.

I'm having a hard time combining all these things into a cohesive thought/review of the show, so I'll leave you guys with this for now...


Vija Celmins drawings in graphite





Saturday, June 6, 2009

Found this in a blog today...

33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names

1. AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.
2. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing.
3. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits.
4. COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.
5. DRAGÉES - Small beadlike pieces of candy, usually silver-coloured, used for decorating cookies, cakes and sundaes.
6. FEAT - A dangling curl of hair.
7. FERRULE - The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place.
8. HARP - The small metal hoop that supports a lampshade.
9. HEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER - A 64th note. (A 32nd is a demisemiquaver, and a 16th note is a semiquaver.)
10. JARNS,
11. NITTLES,
12. GRAWLIX,
13. and QUIMP - Various squiggles used to denote cussing in comic books.
14. KEEPER - The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.
15. KICK or PUNT - The indentation at the bottom of some wine bottles. It gives added strength to the bottle but lessens its holding capacity.
16. LIRIPIPE - The long tail on a graduate's academic hood.
17. MINIMUS - The little finger or toe.
18. NEF - An ornamental stand in the shape of a ship.
19. OBDORMITION - The numbness caused by pressure on a nerve; when a limb is 'asleep'.
20. OCTOTHORPE - The symbol '#' on a telephone handset. Bell Labs' engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.
21. OPHRYON - The space between the eyebrows on a line with the top of the eye sockets.
22. PEEN - The end of a hammer head opposite the striking face.
23. PHOSPHENES - The lights you see when you close your eyes hard. Technically the luminous impressions are due to the excitation of the retina caused by pressure on the eyeball.
24. PURLICUE - The space between the thumb and extended forefinger.
25. RASCETA - Creases on the inside of the wrist.
26. ROWEL - The revolving star on the back of a cowboy's spurs.
27. SADDLE - The rounded part on the top of a matchbook.
28. SCROOP - The rustle of silk.
29. SNORKEL BOX - A mailbox with a protruding receiver to allow people to deposit mail without leaving their cars.
30. SPRAINTS - Otter dung.
31. TANG - The projecting prong on a tool or instrument.
32. WAMBLE - Stomach rumbling.
33. ZARF - A holder for a handleless coffee cup.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

then-now





Barkley L. Hendricks (b. 1945), Philadelphia, PA











Nontsikelelo "Lolo" Veleko (b. 1977), South Africa